Future Child Dad, I think I'm in love.

Me Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".

Future Child Dad how is that even relevant

Me Do he got the booty my child.

Future Child ...what

Me Child. Do he got da booty.

Future Child *sighs heavily* He doooooo.

Me Then I ship it, my child.

*Bursts out in laughter*