Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.

Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".

Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant

Me: Do he got the booty my child.

Future Child: ...what

Me: Child. Do he got da booty.

Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.

Me: Then I ship it, my child.

*Bursts out in laughter*

Oct 21, 2013
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